A Typical Friday Night

On Friday Night I bartended at a bar in Philadelphia.  The night was dragging because the bar was slow.  As I am about to wait on my next customer I see out of the corner of my eye, two men just over twenty-one wearing shirts that read "Couger Bait."  I think to myself now that is funny.  Of course, I need to inquire. "So, why are you wearing that tee?" One replies, older women dig me.  This is an easy way for us to pick up.  I think to myself, this is definately going to be a LONG night.